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While it is of course easy to guffaw (if you are so inclined) or empty your stomach or go into a demented clown postal worker gone serial killer mode at what the Harperites (tm) are up to, none of that will make an iota of difference to them.
Being the friendly type,
“His Majesty, The Right Honourable Emperor of Harper’s BizzaroLand”
prefers being addressed simply as
“Sir Stephen Harper of the TarSands” – an Enbridge affiliate since 2004
or in casual situations simply with the sole approved abbreviation
“St. Harper – patron Saint of BigOil”
note: regular contributions required to maintain eligibility.
You need to realize that Harperites are of considerable value in a resource based economy as they are denser and more rigid than old growth hardwood. The Harperites even build their party platform based on the incredibly dense rigidity of their members.
Not to mention the considerable attention received by
St. Harper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
for exactly the same reason – their incredible denseness and seemingly endless rigidity of their members (photos available on request or via Frr):
St. Harper & The Rigid Members – the Banned – A HerringBoner Tribute (c) 2014
Backed up & back-ended by the
CaabaabaahNet BrownNosers (circ) 1953
The term “old growth” of course also means little relevant to the Harperites (or at least little that they can comprehend) since the –
Brown Bags for Harper’s CRAP (c) 2015 A tax-deductible CPC CRAP campaign
campaign assures donators that
Harper’s RCMPimps and Ride-a-Mare Stables (tm) L. Harper 2000
will look the other way as all old-growth animals, vegetation and minerals are exterminated for an extra 3 or 5% “performance bonus” for
Harper’s Country Club Buddies LLC – unLimited no-Liability Company est:2006
Saying “old growth” to a Harperite just has them thinking about those persistent fungal genital warts that just refuse to go away – sort of like Harper himself – a fungus that refuses to go away– again to simply realize the bargain that killing gene species for real $$$$s is compared to the minor indirect cost of destroying humanity’s future which won’t happen during their term in office anyway. Job creation for future generations of St. Harper’s CRAP-hired Pubic Servants.
But, again, that is the simplistic “logic” and “reason” and “reality” perspective – all delusions of the not-Right Left and concepts outlawed in Canada/Harper’s Bizzaro Land as
Conservatives in the Senate (courtesy PM Harper & the PMO-SS)
aka: PMO: Pubescent Men-in-short-pants Operations aka Our Sexy Singles
see: Senate Cons, PMO – SS, WMD: “Who Me? I Didn’t Know” (tm) St. Harper 2006-2015
in-camera sub-amendment motion 123.b (3) to the totally unrelated omnibus RailSafeTies bill C-**, passed by unanimous
Majority-of-those-who-Matter (c) 2008 Harper’s Rigid Members LLC
Have it Our Way (tm) Harper’s Brown Bag Fundraising 2015
Time Allocation and Closure of Debate (c) 2008 Harper’s CRAP BrownNosers LLC
This triple-pronged strategy represents the unique Harperite solution to the vexxing problem of “Democracy”.
A logical, reasonable, Perfectly Clear (tm) response which has no chance in Hell of working with Harperites or their Demon “associate members”. So …
Let’s all work co-operatively to see if we can find some way to salvage
Harper’s Own CRAP (Conservative Reform Alliance Party) (c) 2006 Harper’s Rigid Members LLC
positions by making them at least self-consistent – the minor expectation of a Grade 2 education level … yes, I know… they don’t have the equivalency yet, but we have to make allowances for “special” people too. It’s kind to be kind… kind of.
At a minimum, the intellectually capable should be drawn to the intriguing challenge of making the illogical logical, the immoral moral, the inconsistent consistent et al and al and ala Al Worthington, Sun News, Fox GrandNews and BigOil NewsMgmt Inc. …. but I digress.
As Walt loved to say “I love to do the impossible. It’s kinda fun.” SteveJ and RichardB and JohnnyD and EllenD and StephenS and lots of others have a similar left picture window view.
First you must realize that the Harperites live in Harper’s Bizzaro Land – a parallel Universe where good is bad, and bad is good, and Right is wrong and what’s Left is right. Of course this means the Harperites believe that Right is always right even when it is wrong. After all the Right must be right, right? Any dumb-as-a-Stepford-Conservative-Blonde knows what is Right is RIGHT and what is Left is WRONG – by definition…. duh.
What is Left is left to clean up the wrongs of the Right which is always wrong (but THINK they are right since the Right has the Might to ALWAYS be RIGHT – right?). BE CAREFUL with your answer ! The Drone is listening and targetting is on automatic (“Yes Sir St. Stephen” is the generally accepted response as per the
“New CRAP Member’s Guide & List of Enemies” (c) Harper’s Own PMO & SS 2008
God (that of course being the Heavenly manifestation of St. Stephen) knows
St. Stephen & the BrownNose Wipes
(aka “Harper & the CabaabaahNit Twits of Stepford Highland Sheep”)
need help in explaining how anything they did, do or plan to do makes any coherent sense – since they can’t explain it, won’t explain it even to themselves & look like deer caught in headlights if anyone – especially the evil “Press” – dares to ask “WTF is going on?”.
So, with the required preliminary definition of perfectly clear terms established – we can move on to explain how the government of “St. Harper & The BrownNosers”’s policy, platform and bills are in fact entirely consistent with the underlying platform of the
Incredibly Rigid Members of CRAP.
Perfectly Clear ? ™
In the Beginning
It all started with the immigration applications of two aging Russian ladies of the night…
Chris (Heil Harper) Alexander under pressure from the Conservative Harperite base voters decides to not allow young foreign lady workers into the country but exempts and approves all applications from Grandmothers, thus ensuring the aging Russian working women can gain entry into Canada under the TFW (Terrorized Foreign Worker) program. This achieves several strategic goals of providing professional services at the minimum possible expenditure to the Conservative Caaabaabaah-net and voting base using sub minimum wage expulsion-threat-held-to-the-head Terrified Foreign Working GrandMothers.
Omnibus Fair Elections Act Amendment TFW-WG (c) 2010 C. Alexander, J. Kenney, PMO SS.
All debate requests require prior approval by His Eminence & Majesty Lord BlackHeart
This amendment also placated Mr. Putin, a close friend and personal buddy of St. Harper, in the lead up to the Sochi Olympics. Mr. Putin could replace all the aging working women with fresh recruits in time for the Olympic delegations under his own TFNNWWWG-FM program,
Timely, “Friendly” – NudgeNudge–Wink, Wink, Working Girls – Fresh Meat.
Jíshí,“yǒuhǎo” – NudgeNudge-zhǎyǎn, zhǎyǎn, gōngzuò de nǚhái – xiānròu
(sān)2014 nián zhǔxí bào lǐsī·
It was however necessary to declare “Stephen Harper & the BrownNose Wipes”’s strong personal objection to the Russian attempts to manage their own “affairs” by declaring a policy of approving all Gay Russian immigration requests on the basis of them being refugees at risk.
Redefining the Harper’s Bizzaro meaning of “refugee” will prove crucial in aligning with the policies of the other Sub-Prime Ministries in
Stephen Harper’s CRAP government
Conservative Reform Alliance Party of Harper’s Bizzaro Land – previously known as Canada
Thus, in a brilliant strategic move, the young whippersnappers in the SS PMO (also the name of their meet-the-”public” vacation yacht since SS. Titanic was already taken) re-arranged the deck chairs attempting to avoid certain disaster.
This also aligned with the inevitable ban of all imports from the best-buddy Evil Communist Leader with the Sexy Chest – Putin
See: In-Camera Conservative Senate Sub-Amendment BBECLwtSC-P to the
Bill FU-2: Railway Safety and Feeding Children … I Don’t Think So Act
sponsor 2013 J. Moore CPC-CRAP
Important Note: Working Russian Grandmothers “grandfathered” as an exception
NO recording devices allowed during the show
In the SS PMO’s Stepford Borg consciousness: SS-PMO-SBC ™ St. Harper this would align with the planned banning of all men seeking sex with women other than palliative care aging Conservatives – the primary voting base most precious to Harper’s CRAP (c) St. Harper. & the MSSM community so close to
Harper’s Rigid Member’s members of the CRAP.
Without belabouring the explanation I think you can see how Perfectly Clear ™ the Policy and Platform (PP guaranteed) – also known as “PC-PP from CRAP”(tm) is.
In our next installment we clarify
St. Harper’s Guide to Election Fraud – the 2015 Edition V3 Rockets
Chap 2: Eliminating Voter Fraud – “Special” cleansing booths for non-CRAP members’ members (and ALL Press Scum)